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Monday, September 19, 2016

The Levonna & Robert Rap

Me: Bitches n hoes r very expensive.

Levonna: Don't call them bitches, that's very insensitive.

Me: hoes love their money, that's their only incentive.

Levonna: And don't call them hoes, that’s very offensive.

Me: I'm a cold hard honkie, with a penis like a donkey.

Levonna: Take a shower bud, You smell a little bit wonky.

Me: at the crux of the song Is a thick tight puppy also known as my dong.

Levonna: All I see is a tic tac, and a couple of ping pongs.

Robert: Man, I gotta cock that turns good girls wrong. A cobra King Kong.

Levonna: How long is your Shlong? Do you even like his dick song?

Robert: Can you handle my beats? Fuck all the haters, skeet skeet skeet.

Levonna: why do men always love to talk about their phallic devices? It's a sad sorry enticement.

Robert: I'll make you feel nice. I'll nail you like Christ. I'll snack on yah pussy and eat it up like rice. Take yah cherry, like a classic bank heist.

Levonna: And make my lovely little gashy snatchy irritated with pussy itchy lice?!!?

Robert: As a contrary canary, I must disagree, when you taste my winy, you’ll be squealing, like Holy Mary. You’ll be bloody like Stephen King’s Carrie.

Levonna: I don’t enjoy having to deny you thrice. It’s just…I skeptical that someone like you could bring the spice.

Robert: If I made love to you…

Levonna: A micro penis Jew….

Robert: I’d might you go woo.

Levonna: Then I'd truly know the world was filled with hubalooo.

Robert: Just give me a chance! But who would have known, that my white little bone. Could ever make a little lady scream and moan???!!?

Levonna: Boy. You’re as white as cream cheese. So please, cease.

Robert: Imma a beast.

Levonna: You look like you’d give me yeast.

Robert: Jeeze. An odorly vaginal infection?

Levonna: And then, I’d slip into a dark depression.

Robert: Okay, these aren’t things you have to mention. I get it.

Levonna: Oh no, I’m not giving you any concessions. If I made love to you, my life would fall into countless dissensions.


Robert: Your so mean. I think my heart is having compressions. [Fake a Heart Attack & Die]

A Short Biography of Adolf Hitler

      History is the byproduct of individual men whose brilliance, strategic wit and ruthless ambition are not the result of volatile political environments, economic downturns and warring conflicts that happen to coincide with their being. We have seen the proof of this time and time again, for even in times of peace and tranquility men like Pol Pot, Ruhollah Khomeini and Idi Amin have seen rise. The argument can and will be made that individuals with aspirations for power, wealth and fame are prevalent no matter what era you examine.
      Okay! So keep all that in mind when I present to you today’s conundrum. I’d like to examine whether WW2 was a result of Germany’s economic problems or Hitler’s aggressive actions. Where does the true blame fall? Many historians have argued over this. There is no correct answer but as someone who has always believed that individualism is the sole guiding factor when examining history, today I will argue that it was Hitler’s aggressive actions that started WW2.
      I take this position on the basis that leaders are more often than not deemed solely responsible for the actions of their people. There are many contemporary leaders from the 21st century to take example from when proving such a point. Just look at George W. Bush, Vladimir Lenin or Bashar Assad. None of these men personally killed any of the people whose blood stains their hands. But on their orders men marched into battle and died because they trusted these 3 men. And so it is with an unfaltering hand that I declare that Germany’s terrible defeat in World War 1, Germany’s economic turmoil in the 1920s and Germany’s all around sorry state in 1923 [when Hitler’s launched his Beer Hall Putsch] cannot be blamed for the actions of 1939 [with the invasion of Poland].
      Many nations have faced extreme economic problems and not turned to racist right wing fringe groups. In 2007, hyperinflation of the Zimbabwe currency made their currency completely worthless and now they use the American dollar in all matter of commerce. Yet nobody has turned to an African Hitler to deport all non-Africans from the country! In 2008, the United States experienced a terrible Housing Market Crash due to the deregulation of private banks who thus turned around and gave out loans to low-income families who could never pay back the loans. Yet the American people did not elect a member of the American Nazi Party during the following presidential elections! In 2009, in Greece Debt Crisis the Greek government declared bankruptcy. This resulted in a 50% unemployment rate. Partly do the fact that prior to their government’s financial collapse 60% of the population was employed in the Public Sector.  
      When examining why the Fuhrer is solely responsible for the actions of WW2 there are several aspects of German life to examine. Hitler’s policies took aggressive action towards remodeling German society an effort to build a national state in which the paramount purpose of the people was conquest and nothing but. Contemplate all of the indoctrinating methodology Hitler instituted to successfully erect a militaristic regime. The teaching of Eugenics in German High Schools. The para-military training given to members of the Hitler Youth. The lessons in fertility awarded to members of the League of German Girls in order to reproduce prime Aryan stock. The implementation of Nationalism Socialism to keep a tight government hold on all matters of economy. Then there’s of course the Anti-Semitism that was already prevalent across Europe but proliferated to an extreme with the introduction of internment camps for war production and other slave labor purposes.
      If such policies had been allowed to continue after Hitler’s death and his prediction of a thousand year Reich had come to pass, Germany would have been fundamentally and indisputably transformed into a warlike culture resembling the empires of Ancient Rome and Mongolia. A nation of people constantly obsessed with absorbing new territories into its ranks.   
      So when we take into account all the aggressive warlike elements Hitler introduced into German society, he unfortunately made war inevitable. Theorize if in 1935, 2 years after his rise to the position of Chancellor, Hitler had suddenly fallen ill and died. Under different leadership, Germany may have become a state very similar to that of the USSR, slowly devouring countries across Europe when it saw the opportunity. In a similar scenario, Germany would have resembled the 20th century colonial empires of Britain, Italy or Japan, competing with other 1st rate powers to building themselves a colonial empire by conquering third world countries across Asia, the Middle East or Africa. Imagine their Lebensraum plan then! They’d end up building small pockets of German towns all across the world! The Nazi regime would have seen a prolonged longevity if they had avoided all-out war with powerful 1st rate powers like Britain, USSR and the United States.     
      Let us now examine a few of the elements of Nazi ideology that that made war evitable.  
      National Socialism combined the extremist right wing ideologies of fascism [in which racial purity and fierce patriotism to the nation state] with the extremist left wing system of socialistic economics in which the means of production, distribution, and exchange are tightly regulated by the state. Both of these extremist wings fueled Hitler’s plans for world domination. The nationalistic elements of National Socialism gave people a reason to want to fight and die for their country. The socialistic elements of National Socialism brought Germany out of its economic depression with large scale war production that put millions of unemployed Germans back to work.
      The Degenerative Art Exhibition was a museum of 650 pieces of artwork put on display by the Nazi Party to showcase all the elements of artistry including cultural integration, internationalism and racial inter-mixing that went against Nazi ideologies. Like many totalitarian governments that wish to control and brainwash the people; any media that represents nationalism, traditionalism and conformity are propagated by the regime while anything that represents counter-culture, rebelliousness or revolutionist thought are often times suppressed and purged from society.
      The world of artwork was so vitally important to Hitler, who himself had once been an 18-year-old boy no High School diploma surviving in Vienna selling his watercolor paintings. During those early formative years, he had developed a strong distain for the Modernism, Dada and Surrealism. Hitler seemed to prefer a more traditionalist approach to art, rejecting the new wave of hippy artwork that had become popular during the early 1920s with counter-culturists like Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali and Frida Kahlo. During the concurrent Great German Art Exhibition, Hitler propagandized artistry that romanticized Germanism, Aryanism, Nordic Ancestry and of course the hard work of the laboring German man or woman.
      There were some High Ranking Nazi Officials who had a liking towards some forms of “modern” art. Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda, was a fan of expressionist art but came under fire from other High Ranking Nazis who despised expressionist works. The bitter ideological dispute over artwork continued for some time amongst these High Ranking Nazis until finally Hitler himself came down with the final decision when he stated in 1934 that there would be no place for any kind of experimentation in modernist forms of art within the Reich.
     Adolf Hitler was born in Braunau am Inn, Austria, on April 20, 1889, and was the fourth of six children born to Alois Hitler and Klara Polzl. In 1892, the family migrated to Germany. Even at an early age a young Hitler began showing an interest in German nationalism. In 1903, when Hitler was just 14 years’ old, his Father died. In 1905, at 16 years old, his Mother allowed 16-year-old Hitler to drop out of High School. In 1907, Klara Hitler died and her 18-year-old son was left completely alone for the first time in his life. The lonely orphan moved to Vienna and worked as a casual laborer and a watercolor painter. Hitler applied to the Academy of Fine Arts twice, and was rejected both times. Out of money, he moved into a homeless shelter, where he remained for several years. Hitler later pointed to these years as the time when he first cultivated his anti-Semitism. During Hitler’s time in Vienna, as he struggled financially he began to resent many of his wealthy Jewish clientele.

     At the outbreak of World War I, Hitler applied to serve in the German army. He was accepted in August 1914, though he was still an Austrian citizen. Although he spent much of his time away from the front lines, Hitler was present at a number of significant battles and was wounded at the Somme. He was decorated for bravery, receiving the Iron Cross First Class and the Black Wound Badge.
     Every aspect of the regime was formulated around this concept of propagating Adolf Hitler as this larger than life figure. There was this notion that every decision came down to this Godlike man sent down by the Nordic Gods themselves to restore Germany to greatness. But the German people were not wrong in the slightest. Every aspect of German life including art, architecture, education, jobs, religion, race, news, media, television and even national holidays, Hitler seemed to have an opinion on.
      There were some High Ranking Nazi Officials who had a liking towards some forms of “modern” art. Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda, was a fan of expressionist art but came under fire from other High Ranking Nazis who despised expressionist works. The bitter ideological dispute over artwork continued for some time amongst these High Ranking Nazis until finally Hitler himself came down with the final decision when he stated in 1934 that there would be no place for any kind of experimentation in modernist forms of art within the Reich.
     Think about all the generations and generations of Hitler Youth who would have inherited the position of Fuhrer after him. These would have been children who had grown up being taught that they were an integral part of some master race whose destiny it was to dominate the Earth. Since 1922 the Nazi Party had been educating a generation of young German boys in extremist right wing credo
     Adolf Hitler was nothing if not charismatic, charming and most of a political genius. As one of the early members in The German Workers Party, such a right wing fringe group would never have found political prominence if it were not for Adolf Hitler. 
     In 1903, when Hitler was just 14 years’ old, his Father died. In 1905, at 16 years old, his Mother allowed 16-year-old Hitler to drop out of High School. It has been statistically proven by the Southern Poverty Law Center that many High School drop-outs become German Dictators. In 1907, Klara Hitler died and an 18-year-old
     It can be said that the continued fascination amongst historians with revolutionaries like Mao Zedong, Vladimir Lenin and Adolf Hitler comes partly from the fact that they all originated from humble beginnings. Mao Zedong was a librarian. Vladimir’s came from a long line of serfs. Adolf Hitler worked a number of odds jobs while selling his paintings on the side.  
     Even if Hitler had died during the 1930s and WW2 had not transpired during his reign in power, Germany may have become a state very similar to that of the USSR, slowly devouring countries across Europe when it saw the opportunity. In a similar scenario, Germany would have resembled the 20th century colonial empires of Britain, Italy or Japan, competing with other 1st rate powers to building themselves a colonial empire by conquering third world countries across Asia, the Middle East or Africa. Imagine their Lebensraum plan then! They’d end up building small pockets of German towns all across the world! The Nazi regime would have seen a prolonged longevity if they had avoided all-out war with powerful 1st rate powers like Britain, USSR and the United States.  
     National Socialism. One small aspect of Nazi ideology and to this day when people think about Nazism represents, what they often articulate is not an economic system in which the means of production, distribution, and exchange are tightly regulated by the state. Rather what people remember is a society that burns the works of Jewish authors, sends its own citizens off to death camps and wages massive scale war in an effort to conquer the whole of Europe.
      The Jugendband, later renamed the Hitler Youth in 1926, existed as the youth section of the SA aka Storm Troopers; the paramilitary wing of The German Workers Party. The organization’s main purpose was for training future members of the Storm Troopers. Ranging from ages 14-18, these young boys were the future foot soldiers of the Nazi Party.
       In their academic studies they were taught the science of eugenics, aryanism and racism. Overall their training was more emphasized towards military training. Their activities, although seeming fun to children, resembled military training. Hitler Youth boys of 14 years old were given weapons training, put out on assault course circuits and given harsh lessons in basic tactics. Just like in the US Marine Corp, cruelty by the older boys towards the younger ones was encouraged by ranking officers in the hopes that this would weed out the unfit and harden the rest.
      In 1940, the Hitler Youth was reformed into an auxiliary force designed to perform war duties. The Hitler Youth worked alongside the German Fire Department to assist with the recovery efforts in German cities devastated by Allied bombing. The Hitler Youth assisted in the Reich Postal Service, Reich radio service and served in crews providing anti-aircraft defense against Allied bombers. By 1943, Nazi leaders transformed the Hitler Youth into a fully-fledged military reserve, replacing a shortage of manpower on the frontlines. Nearly 2 years after the war’s commencement, the 12th SS-Panzer-Division Hitlerjugend was officially formed. A fully equipped Waffen-SS panzer division, the majority of the enlisted were Hitler Youth boys between the ages of 16 and 18. The division was deployed during the Battle of Normandy against the British and Canadian forces, earning a reputation for ferocity and fanaticism. In February 1945, members of a Hitlerjugend company fought at the German-Soviet front in Pomerania.
       As German casualties escalated, The Reich began recruiting Hitlerjugend at even younger ages. By 1945, the German Army was heavily drafting 12-year-old Hitler Youth members. During the Battle of Berlin, Hitler Youth formed a major part of the last line of German defense. Apparently they were reported to have been among some of the fiercest fighters. The remnants of the youth brigade took heavy casualties from the advancing Russian forces; only two boys survived.
      Hitler had successfully transformed an entire nation of people into a singular fighting force. The men were tools of war. The women were tools of selective breeding. And when all the men were dead, the children too became tools of war. The continued existence of the Hitler Youth would have procured even more fresh new soldiers for Germany for many generations after Hitler’s death. A very important component in the inner-workings of a warlike culture is the indoctrination of the youth are the key to the future of any movement. Without the indoctrination of the youth, a movement will quickly die out. Between the years of 1922-1945, as these Hitler Youth boys would turn 18, their training prepared them for their fated purpose; to be used weapons of mass destruction to feed Hitler’s ambitions for conquest across Europe.
      Originally I was going to examine Inside the Third Reich which was published into English 1970. The book is an autobiographical work written by Albert Speer, a High Ranking Nazi Official and a member of Hitler’s inner-circle who spent 21 years of his life in Spandau Prison after it was decided that he had not taken part in the war crimes of the holocaust and was completely ignorant that Jews were being systemically killed off. I read it book. It was a fascinating work but I couldn’t use it to write this entire essay. It focuses heavily on what it was like to be a personal friend and confidant to Adolf Hitler but that only tells one man’s biased side of the story.
            But for anyone who wonders if Hitler was just doing what was best he thought best for his country know that, that is not true. He was a mean and bitter man who only cared about himself. Let me share with you this one phone call Hitler made to Albert on his birthday.
      “But come now, what you’re saying isn’t true at all. Dr. Gebhardt told me yesterday that you’re suffering from serious heart disease. Without any prospect for improvement, let me tell you! Maybe you don’t know that yet!” Hitler too told his cronies when my wife happened to be within hearing, “Speer won’t be recovering.” He had spoken to Dr. Gebhardt. [InsideTheThird Reich.Page398]
      Speer was facing a number of health problems that he preferred to keep private. Hitler hates the fact that someone so close to him was trying to keep secrets like this from him. So to punish Speer he very boisterously mentioned his heart disease when Speer’s family was round in an effort to be show Speer, ‘it doesn’t matter what you try to keep from me. I’m Hitler. I know everything.
      You can’t keep secrets from me. I spoke to your Doctor and he’s told me everything.’ If mentioning Speer’s failing health in front of his wife and his entourage of groupies wasn’t enough, calling Speer on his birthday to gloat over him about how he knew Speer was dying and he was a very passive aggressive way of telling his friend Albert that he was angry that he wasn’t being informed about Speer’s heart disease. I was offended that my Grandma waited so long to tell me that she was dying of heart disease but I didn’t call her on her birthday to remind her that she was dying. But I guess that’s the difference between me and Hitler.
      But how does this prove my earlier point that Hitler was responsible for the war, not the economic problems? Well, as you can see here Hitler was not a nice man. He had nothing but spite, hatred and meanness inside of him. So despite economic issues, if you put a man in power with that much hatred in his heart, you’re going to be very sorry. Because that is not a man who cares about you. That is not a benevolent dictator who cares about the lives of his subjects. That is a selfish man whose only out for personal glory.  
      So that’s the psychology of Hitler in a nutshell. He never cared about the German people. He only cared about himself. Because when his country needed him most, he put a bullet in his mouth.
      And it’s important to know that historical figures who are willing to commit mass genocide are not fun people to be friends with because sometimes, sometimes they call you on your birthday to remind you that you have heart disease. So let me tell yah, I don’t think I’ll be adding Hitler as a friend on Facebook anytime soon. I’m usually busy on 4/20 anyway.

A Short Biography of Adolf Hitler

      History is the byproduct of individual men whose brilliance, strategic wit and ruthless ambition are not the result of volatile political environments, economic downturns and warring conflicts that happen to coincide with their being. We have seen the proof of this time and time again, for even in times of peace and tranquility men like Pol Pot, Ruhollah Khomeini and Idi Amin have seen rise. The argument can and will be made that individuals with aspirations for power, wealth and fame are prevalent no matter what era you examine.
      Okay! So keep all that in mind when I present to you today’s conundrum. I’d like to examine whether WW2 was a result of Germany’s economic problems or Hitler’s aggressive actions. Where does the true blame fall? Many historians have argued over this. There is no correct answer but as someone who has always believed that individualism is the sole guiding factor when examining history, today I will argue that it was Hitler’s aggressive actions that started WW2.
      I take this position on the basis that leaders are more often than not deemed solely responsible for the actions of their people. There are many contemporary leaders from the 21st century to take example from when proving such a point. Just look at George W. Bush, Vladimir Lenin or Bashar Assad. None of these men personally killed any of the people whose blood stains their hands. But on their orders men marched into battle and died because they trusted these 3 men. And so it is with an unfaltering hand that I declare that Germany’s terrible defeat in World War 1, Germany’s economic turmoil in the 1920s and Germany’s all around sorry state in 1923 [when Hitler’s launched his Beer Hall Putsch] cannot be blamed for the actions of 1939 [with the invasion of Poland].
      Many nations have faced extreme economic problems and not turned to racist right wing fringe groups. In 2007, hyperinflation of the Zimbabwe currency made their currency completely worthless and now they use the American dollar in all matter of commerce. Yet nobody has turned to an African Hitler to deport all non-Africans from the country! In 2008, the United States experienced a terrible Housing Market Crash due to the deregulation of private banks who thus turned around and gave out loans to low-income families who could never pay back the loans. Yet the American people did not elect a member of the American Nazi Party during the following presidential elections! In 2009, in Greece Debt Crisis the Greek government declared bankruptcy. This resulted in a 50% unemployment rate. Partly do the fact that prior to their government’s financial collapse 60% of the population was employed in the Public Sector.  
      When examining why the Fuhrer is solely responsible for the actions of WW2 there are several aspects of German life to examine. Hitler’s policies took aggressive action towards remodeling German society an effort to build a national state in which the paramount purpose of the people was conquest and nothing but. Contemplate all of the indoctrinating methodology Hitler instituted to successfully erect a militaristic regime. The teaching of Eugenics in German High Schools. The para-military training given to members of the Hitler Youth. The lessons in fertility awarded to members of the League of German Girls in order to reproduce prime Aryan stock. The implementation of Nationalism Socialism to keep a tight government hold on all matters of economy. Then there’s of course the Anti-Semitism that was already prevalent across Europe but proliferated to an extreme with the introduction of internment camps for war production and other slave labor purposes.
      If such policies had been allowed to continue after Hitler’s death and his prediction of a thousand year Reich had come to pass, Germany would have been fundamentally and indisputably transformed into a warlike culture resembling the empires of Ancient Rome and Mongolia. A nation of people constantly obsessed with absorbing new territories into its ranks.   
      So when we take into account all the aggressive warlike elements Hitler introduced into German society, he unfortunately made war inevitable. Theorize if in 1935, 2 years after his rise to the position of Chancellor, Hitler had suddenly fallen ill and died. Under different leadership, Germany may have become a state very similar to that of the USSR, slowly devouring countries across Europe when it saw the opportunity. In a similar scenario, Germany would have resembled the 20th century colonial empires of Britain, Italy or Japan, competing with other 1st rate powers to building themselves a colonial empire by conquering third world countries across Asia, the Middle East or Africa. Imagine their Lebensraum plan then! They’d end up building small pockets of German towns all across the world! The Nazi regime would have seen a prolonged longevity if they had avoided all-out war with powerful 1st rate powers like Britain, USSR and the United States.     
      Let us now examine a few of the elements of Nazi ideology that that made war evitable.  
      National Socialism combined the extremist right wing ideologies of fascism [in which racial purity and fierce patriotism to the nation state] with the extremist left wing system of socialistic economics in which the means of production, distribution, and exchange are tightly regulated by the state. Both of these extremist wings fueled Hitler’s plans for world domination. The nationalistic elements of National Socialism gave people a reason to want to fight and die for their country. The socialistic elements of National Socialism brought Germany out of its economic depression with large scale war production that put millions of unemployed Germans back to work.
      The Degenerative Art Exhibition was a museum of 650 pieces of artwork put on display by the Nazi Party to showcase all the elements of artistry including cultural integration, internationalism and racial inter-mixing that went against Nazi ideologies. Like many totalitarian governments that wish to control and brainwash the people; any media that represents nationalism, traditionalism and conformity are propagated by the regime while anything that represents counter-culture, rebelliousness or revolutionist thought are often times suppressed and purged from society.
      The world of artwork was so vitally important to Hitler, who himself had once been an 18-year-old boy no High School diploma surviving in Vienna selling his watercolor paintings. During those early formative years, he had developed a strong distain for the Modernism, Dada and Surrealism. Hitler seemed to prefer a more traditionalist approach to art, rejecting the new wave of hippy artwork that had become popular during the early 1920s with counter-culturists like Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali and Frida Kahlo. During the concurrent Great German Art Exhibition, Hitler propagandized artistry that romanticized Germanism, Aryanism, Nordic Ancestry and of course the hard work of the laboring German man or woman.
      There were some High Ranking Nazi Officials who had a liking towards some forms of “modern” art. Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda, was a fan of expressionist art but came under fire from other High Ranking Nazis who despised expressionist works. The bitter ideological dispute over artwork continued for some time amongst these High Ranking Nazis until finally Hitler himself came down with the final decision when he stated in 1934 that there would be no place for any kind of experimentation in modernist forms of art within the Reich.
     Adolf Hitler was born in Braunau am Inn, Austria, on April 20, 1889, and was the fourth of six children born to Alois Hitler and Klara Polzl. In 1892, the family migrated to Germany. Even at an early age a young Hitler began showing an interest in German nationalism. In 1903, when Hitler was just 14 years’ old, his Father died. In 1905, at 16 years old, his Mother allowed 16-year-old Hitler to drop out of High School. In 1907, Klara Hitler died and her 18-year-old son was left completely alone for the first time in his life. The lonely orphan moved to Vienna and worked as a casual laborer and a watercolor painter. Hitler applied to the Academy of Fine Arts twice, and was rejected both times. Out of money, he moved into a homeless shelter, where he remained for several years. Hitler later pointed to these years as the time when he first cultivated his anti-Semitism. During Hitler’s time in Vienna, as he struggled financially he began to resent many of his wealthy Jewish clientele.

     At the outbreak of World War I, Hitler applied to serve in the German army. He was accepted in August 1914, though he was still an Austrian citizen. Although he spent much of his time away from the front lines, Hitler was present at a number of significant battles and was wounded at the Somme. He was decorated for bravery, receiving the Iron Cross First Class and the Black Wound Badge.
     Every aspect of the regime was formulated around this concept of propagating Adolf Hitler as this larger than life figure. There was this notion that every decision came down to this Godlike man sent down by the Nordic Gods themselves to restore Germany to greatness. But the German people were not wrong in the slightest. Every aspect of German life including art, architecture, education, jobs, religion, race, news, media, television and even national holidays, Hitler seemed to have an opinion on.
      There were some High Ranking Nazi Officials who had a liking towards some forms of “modern” art. Joseph Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda, was a fan of expressionist art but came under fire from other High Ranking Nazis who despised expressionist works. The bitter ideological dispute over artwork continued for some time amongst these High Ranking Nazis until finally Hitler himself came down with the final decision when he stated in 1934 that there would be no place for any kind of experimentation in modernist forms of art within the Reich.
     Think about all the generations and generations of Hitler Youth who would have inherited the position of Fuhrer after him. These would have been children who had grown up being taught that they were an integral part of some master race whose destiny it was to dominate the Earth. Since 1922 the Nazi Party had been educating a generation of young German boys in extremist right wing credo
     Adolf Hitler was nothing if not charismatic, charming and most of a political genius. As one of the early members in The German Workers Party, such a right wing fringe group would never have found political prominence if it were not for Adolf Hitler. 
     In 1903, when Hitler was just 14 years’ old, his Father died. In 1905, at 16 years old, his Mother allowed 16-year-old Hitler to drop out of High School. It has been statistically proven by the Southern Poverty Law Center that many High School drop-outs become German Dictators. In 1907, Klara Hitler died and an 18-year-old
     It can be said that the continued fascination amongst historians with revolutionaries like Mao Zedong, Vladimir Lenin and Adolf Hitler comes partly from the fact that they all originated from humble beginnings. Mao Zedong was a librarian. Vladimir’s came from a long line of serfs. Adolf Hitler worked a number of odds jobs while selling his paintings on the side.  
     Even if Hitler had died during the 1930s and WW2 had not transpired during his reign in power, Germany may have become a state very similar to that of the USSR, slowly devouring countries across Europe when it saw the opportunity. In a similar scenario, Germany would have resembled the 20th century colonial empires of Britain, Italy or Japan, competing with other 1st rate powers to building themselves a colonial empire by conquering third world countries across Asia, the Middle East or Africa. Imagine their Lebensraum plan then! They’d end up building small pockets of German towns all across the world! The Nazi regime would have seen a prolonged longevity if they had avoided all-out war with powerful 1st rate powers like Britain, USSR and the United States.  
     National Socialism. One small aspect of Nazi ideology and to this day when people think about Nazism represents, what they often articulate is not an economic system in which the means of production, distribution, and exchange are tightly regulated by the state. Rather what people remember is a society that burns the works of Jewish authors, sends its own citizens off to death camps and wages massive scale war in an effort to conquer the whole of Europe.
      The Jugendband, later renamed the Hitler Youth in 1926, existed as the youth section of the SA aka Storm Troopers; the paramilitary wing of The German Workers Party. The organization’s main purpose was for training future members of the Storm Troopers. Ranging from ages 14-18, these young boys were the future foot soldiers of the Nazi Party.
       In their academic studies they were taught the science of eugenics, aryanism and racism. Overall their training was more emphasized towards military training. Their activities, although seeming fun to children, resembled military training. Hitler Youth boys of 14 years old were given weapons training, put out on assault course circuits and given harsh lessons in basic tactics. Just like in the US Marine Corp, cruelty by the older boys towards the younger ones was encouraged by ranking officers in the hopes that this would weed out the unfit and harden the rest.
      In 1940, the Hitler Youth was reformed into an auxiliary force designed to perform war duties. The Hitler Youth worked alongside the German Fire Department to assist with the recovery efforts in German cities devastated by Allied bombing. The Hitler Youth assisted in the Reich Postal Service, Reich radio service and served in crews providing anti-aircraft defense against Allied bombers. By 1943, Nazi leaders transformed the Hitler Youth into a fully-fledged military reserve, replacing a shortage of manpower on the frontlines. Nearly 2 years after the war’s commencement, the 12th SS-Panzer-Division Hitlerjugend was officially formed. A fully equipped Waffen-SS panzer division, the majority of the enlisted were Hitler Youth boys between the ages of 16 and 18. The division was deployed during the Battle of Normandy against the British and Canadian forces, earning a reputation for ferocity and fanaticism. In February 1945, members of a Hitlerjugend company fought at the German-Soviet front in Pomerania.
       As German casualties escalated, The Reich began recruiting Hitlerjugend at even younger ages. By 1945, the German Army was heavily drafting 12-year-old Hitler Youth members. During the Battle of Berlin, Hitler Youth formed a major part of the last line of German defense. Apparently they were reported to have been among some of the fiercest fighters. The remnants of the youth brigade took heavy casualties from the advancing Russian forces; only two boys survived.
      Hitler had successfully transformed an entire nation of people into a singular fighting force. The men were tools of war. The women were tools of selective breeding. And when all the men were dead, the children too became tools of war. The continued existence of the Hitler Youth would have procured even more fresh new soldiers for Germany for many generations after Hitler’s death. A very important component in the inner-workings of a warlike culture is the indoctrination of the youth are the key to the future of any movement. Without the indoctrination of the youth, a movement will quickly die out. Between the years of 1922-1945, as these Hitler Youth boys would turn 18, their training prepared them for their fated purpose; to be used weapons of mass destruction to feed Hitler’s ambitions for conquest across Europe.
      Originally I was going to examine Inside the Third Reich which was published into English 1970. The book is an autobiographical work written by Albert Speer, a High Ranking Nazi Official and a member of Hitler’s inner-circle who spent 21 years of his life in Spandau Prison after it was decided that he had not taken part in the war crimes of the holocaust and was completely ignorant that Jews were being systemically killed off. I read it book. It was a fascinating work but I couldn’t use it to write this entire essay. It focuses heavily on what it was like to be a personal friend and confidant to Adolf Hitler but that only tells one man’s biased side of the story.
            But for anyone who wonders if Hitler was just doing what was best he thought best for his country know that, that is not true. He was a mean and bitter man who only cared about himself. Let me share with you this one phone call Hitler made to Albert on his birthday.
      “But come now, what you’re saying isn’t true at all. Dr. Gebhardt told me yesterday that you’re suffering from serious heart disease. Without any prospect for improvement, let me tell you! Maybe you don’t know that yet!” Hitler too told his cronies when my wife happened to be within hearing, “Speer won’t be recovering.” He had spoken to Dr. Gebhardt. [InsideTheThird Reich.Page398]
      Speer was facing a number of health problems that he preferred to keep private. Hitler hates the fact that someone so close to him was trying to keep secrets like this from him. So to punish Speer he very boisterously mentioned his heart disease when Speer’s family was round in an effort to be show Speer, ‘it doesn’t matter what you try to keep from me. I’m Hitler. I know everything.
      You can’t keep secrets from me. I spoke to your Doctor and he’s told me everything.’ If mentioning Speer’s failing health in front of his wife and his entourage of groupies wasn’t enough, calling Speer on his birthday to gloat over him about how he knew Speer was dying and he was a very passive aggressive way of telling his friend Albert that he was angry that he wasn’t being informed about Speer’s heart disease. I was offended that my Grandma waited so long to tell me that she was dying of heart disease but I didn’t call her on her birthday to remind her that she was dying. But I guess that’s the difference between me and Hitler.
      But how does this prove my earlier point that Hitler was responsible for the war, not the economic problems? Well, as you can see here Hitler was not a nice man. He had nothing but spite, hatred and meanness inside of him. So despite economic issues, if you put a man in power with that much hatred in his heart, you’re going to be very sorry. Because that is not a man who cares about you. That is not a benevolent dictator who cares about the lives of his subjects. That is a selfish man whose only out for personal glory.  
      So that’s the psychology of Hitler in a nutshell. He never cared about the German people. He only cared about himself. Because when his country needed him most, he put a bullet in his mouth.
      And it’s important to know that historical figures who are willing to commit mass genocide are not fun people to be friends with because sometimes, sometimes they call you on your birthday to remind you that you have heart disease. So let me tell yah, I don’t think I’ll be adding Hitler as a friend on Facebook anytime soon. I’m usually busy on 4/20 anyway.

Evolution & Natural Selection

      Evolution is the study of change over time. It was and still remains to be to this day the central concept of Charles Darwin’s life’s work. Evolution occurs gradually through natural selection; a theory about the adaptation, complexity and diversity among Earth’s various organisms. Those with desirable survival traits will reproduce. Over a lengthy stretch of time small, random, heritable differences among individuals result in different chances of survival and reproduction. This means success for some, death without offspring for others. This is the natural culling that leads to significant changes in shape, size, strength, armament, color, biochemistry, and behavior among the descendants.
      Excess population growth drives the competitive struggle because less successful competitors produce fewer surviving offspring, the useless or negative variations tend to disappear, whereas the useful variations tend to be perpetuated and gradually magnified throughout a population.      There are two parts to the evolutionary process. The first part, known as anagenesis, is the transformation of a single species. The second part, known as speciation, is the genetic change that sometimes accumulates within an isolated population adapting to its local conditions.
      Gradually it goes its own way, seizing a new ecological niche. At a certain point it becomes irreversibly distinct---that is, so different that its members can’t interbreed with the rest. Two species now exist where formerly there was one. Darwin called that splitting and specializing phenomenon the “principle of divergence.” It was an important part of his theory, explaining the overall diversity of life as well as the adaptation of individual species.
      Thomas Robert Malthus (1766-1834), as one of two men whose work influenced Darwin’s theory regarding his three original postulates, published a famous work known as The Principal of Population. His book argued that the human population increases in size at a geometric rate. Necessary resources increase at only an arithmetic rate, resulting in overpopulation, death and disease. The book predicted a grim future, as population would increase geometrically, doubling every 25 years. But food production would only grow arithmetically, which would result in famine and starvation, unless births were controlled.
      In all fairness, Malthus overlooks the potential improvements in farming such as steam-powered machines, chemical fertilizers and genetically modified organisms. A key portion of the book was dedicated to what is now known as Malthus' Iron Law of Population. This theory suggested that growing population rates would contribute to a rising supply of labor that would inevitably lower wages. Malthus feared that continued population growth would lend itself to poverty and famine.
       The immediate impact of Malthus's book was that it fueled the debate about the size of the population in Britain and consequentially led to the passing of The Census Act of 1800. This Act enabled the holding of a national census in England, starting in 1801 and continued every 10 years even to this day.
      The second man to influence Darwin’s theory regarding his three original postulates was Jean Baptiste Lamarck (1744-1829), who argued in his Theory of Inheritance of Acquired Characteristics that evolution occurred through an organism’s adaptation to its environment during its lifetime, which is then passed on to its offspring. Darwin built on top of the work of great men like Lamarck, who developed his theories back in 1801, whereas Darwin did not publish his first work until 1859.  
      Charles Darwin’s three original postulates were very straightforward. Postulate One argues for Thomas Robert Malthus’s Principal of Population. The ability of a population to expand infinitely, while the resources available to sustain said population are infinite. This dynamic causes a struggle for existence among individuals as they compete for resources. Postulate Two argues that organisms with stronger physical traits have a better chance of reproducing. Organisms vary in their physical qualities; these variations allow some members to reproduce more successfully than others. Postulate Three argues that traits are passed down from our parents. These variations are inherited by offspring from their parents.
      Anthropologists Alfred Russel Wallace and Charles Darwin argued for two slightly different theories regarding evolution. Wallace argued that adaptation is a result of one’s environment. Darwin argued that adaptation is due to competition to survive and reproduce. In the animal kingdom both of these factors are extremely vital components to explaining how natural selection takes place and why the modern organisms we see today have traits that have diverted from their ancestors. 
      Darwin emphasized competition between individuals of the same species to survive and reproduce, as the fundamental factor responsible for evolution whereas Wallace emphasized environmental pressures on varieties and species forcing them to become adapted to their local conditions, leading populations in different locations to diverge.
      Modern anthropologists have noted that another difference was that Wallace appeared to have envisioned natural selection as a kind of feedback mechanism keeping species and varieties adapted to their environment.
They point to a largely overlooked passage of Wallace's famous 1858 paper:
      “The action of this principle is exactly like that of the centrifugal governor of the steam engine, which checks and corrects any irregularities almost before they become evident; and in like manner no unbalanced deficiency in the animal kingdom can ever reach any conspicuous magnitude, because it would make itself felt at the very first step, by rendering existence difficult and extinction almost sure soon to follow.”

      In conclusion, I say remember that both of these intellectual individuals came to their conclusions unilaterally yet still arrived at the same results. Evolution is not a piece of dogma solely propagated by Darwin. It is a truth that all who study mankind from the scientific lens will eventually arrive at. 

The Mexican-American War

What’s killing us faster than the battlefields of Arizona.
Pneumonia.
Bullets blaring from the Mexican rifles of San Juan’s legions.
Criteons.
Will I return to you at your porch with open arms within time?
Lies.
I will die here on this grass field stained in red.
Dead.
The enemy soaks the meadow with their spilled guts.
Oh nuts!
Their trumpets blare in the quiet of the night.
Fright.
All but me are ready to meet God’s light.
Fight.
And honey you always considered me brave but this whole hagged endeavor has me not alright.
Not alright.
The next time you see me I’ll be in a body bag.
Sad.
Oh poor baby a widow in the world, in a society such as this.
Tisk-tisk.
I would run and desert, but there’s noose with my name on it.
Shit.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Columbus: Hero or Villain?

I consider Columbus a hero. Just as I would consider any explorer, inventor or artisan whose contribution benefited Western Society. European colonization to the Americas gave us the opportunity to put the philosophies of the Enlightenment to the test. To see if democracy was an ideal worth exploring. And if I do say so myself, I would say it’s turning out marvelously.

The disgusting crusade against the legacy of Christopher Columbus has been waged by Social Justice Warriors who wish to burn down everyone that’s beautiful about Western Civilization. These pesky little coddled millennials have nothing to offer world but victimhood. Everyone’s an injured party now and this mentality that the world owes you something has hijacked hundreds of Liberal Arts colleges around this great nation of ours. These Social Justice Warriors that want to destroy Columbus’s legacy are the same people that have given us the Third Wave Feminist Movement, Black Lives Masters Movement, the Politically Correct Police and the Soccer Moms of Millennial children who just want everyone to be a “winner.”

In Felipe Hernandez’s article Columbus --- Hero or Villain? published in History Today magazine he refers back to Columbus’s personal diaries stating and I quote, “Claims to having access to a divine hot-line are by their nature unverifiable. Demonstrably false was the second element in Columbus’ self made myth: his image of tenacity in adversity - a sort of Mein Kampf version of his life in which he waged a long lone and unremitting struggle against the ignorance and derision of contemporaries.”

He starts off by mocking Columbus for his faith, referring to it as a “divine hot-line.” I would like to be the first one to point out to you that it was not uncommon during those times to equate God’s stamp of approval into whatever political goal or righteous cause you might happen to be championed. Of course, Kings and Queens did it all the time. As did the philosophers, scientists and all the great thinkers of that era. You know you’ll never see a feminist criticize Joan of Arc for her “divine hot-line.” If you happen to be a historical figure who falls into one of the “oppressed classes” championed by the SJWs (Social Justice Warriors), then please go right ahead, evoke God all you want. But if you’re a straight white Christian male like Christopher Columbus, then how dare you elicit your religion when discussing your career goals! How dare you, white man!

Now on top of that, five paragraphs deep into a ten-page article, Felipe Hernandez tragically falls victim to Godwin’s Law, a phrase coined by attorney and author Mike Godwin. If your unfamiliar with the term, Wikipedia defines it as so, Godwin's law itself can be abused as a distraction, diversion or even as censorship, fallaciously miscasting an opponent's argument as comparable to Nazism, Hitler or German Crimes.” As far as my own personal experience of dealing with SJWs it’s like a Gosh darn lightbulb going off in my head! Because I never realized this but this is exactly what they do. They paint you and your side as dirty Hitler loving racist bigots and then everything you say after that in defense of that point is now somehow poisoned with anti-semitism, misogyny and homophobia. And any patriotism you show for the Founding Fathers is an evocation that you love slavery. And any admiration you show towards Columbus makes you an adamant supporter of the genocide waged against the Native Americans.


Well I’ll be the first one to say that I’m truly sick and tired of these people’s ability to completely shut down a conversation with one mention of the Fuhrer. It derails what I believe truly can be productive and intellectual debacle. And these SJWs actually do themselves a great disservice by not engaging their opponents with facts rather than accusations and name calling. Enough said. 

Monday, September 5, 2016

Comedy Sketch

MOM: Johnny, can you come in here for a second?
CHILD: Sure, Mom.
MOM: I was looking through your Facebook account.
CHILD: Why were you going on my computer?
MOM: Honey, I care about you. And I worry.
CHILD: (Annoyed Sigh) Okay…so?
MOM: I saw your profile picture.
CHILD: Yah. And your point is?
MOM: Are you dating a black girl?
CHILD: Yes, Mom. It’s 2014. Get over it.
MOM: I don’t care what year it is! I can’t have my son dating a negro.
CHILD: Negro? Mom, that’s incredibly racist!
MOM: What’s gunna happen when she wants to play a game of basketball??!!?
CHILD: Mom!
MOM: You don’t even know how to break dance!
CHILD: Mom!
MOM: Honey, your just not ready for a watermelon eating contest!
CHILD: Mom!
MOM: You’ll get thrown out of every single movie theatre!
CHILD: Mom!
MOM: And the new Sharknado’s coming out!
CHILD: Mom, It’s a straight to DVD Franchise! A theatrical release is implausible!
MOM: With the recent gross domestic ticket revenues from last year, I’m not so sure honey!
CHILD: Your holding onto a pipe dream, Mother!
MOM: And someday you’re going to come home with a black grandchild, and around the holidays how am I going to explain to my grandson that Santa doesn’t carry gold rims?
CHILD: How do you know the Easter Bunny doesn’t drive a Cadillac, Mother?
MOM: Because the Easter Bunny drives a 2003 Toyota Camry, honey! Everybody knows that.
CHILD: Your impossible, you know that?
MOM: Go to your room! Go to your God damn room! I did not raise my son to have the sexual preferences of a God damn Kardashian!

THE END

Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
                It’s been 4 years since Mom walked out on us. And now my Father is getting remarried. And soon enough, he’ll forget all about me. Only so much love to go around, right? I used to be the most important woman in his life. I guess these days are over. Everything was going great before Barbara showed up. I hate her. I absolutely hate her. I…I wish she were dead.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly

Dear Diary,
                I was able to contact Mom. I’ve been staying at her boyfriend Tom’s house for a couple weeks now. I’ve been trying to act helpful, make myself useful, you know. But I was doing the dishes the other day and Tom came u behind me. He put his hands on my waist. He said some things. It made me feel uncomfortable I don’t think I want to be here anymore.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly

Dear Diary,
                It’s been years since we’ve spoken. I just wanted to tell you, the hospice called last night, Mom’s gone. It was Hem-C. All those years of going God knows where, sticking dirty needles in her arm. Well it finally caught up to her. And diary, as I revisit your pages I remember all the horrible things she put me through. And it still hurts.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly


Dear Diary,
                I met with Sharon yesterday. She’s really the only medium I know, and she helped me to talk to Mom. She said, she was sorry, for everything. I forgave her a long time ago but I don’t know if she’s forgiven herself. But in time, she will. We all have. She was always one to hold a grudge (chuckles). But I know. I know…she’ll come around. In time. She just needs some time.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly


The Air Was Thick With Bacon

                The indulgences of a man such as Jim Roberts were vast. A residential province in the 90210. A Malibu summer house that he only took stay in the month of July.
                Tennis courts, home theatres, sauna rooms. Oh, the man lived like a God. But how does a man such as this get to a place such as this.
Jim Roberts as a mosquito with emerald grasses hydrated daily by a legion of suit and tie soldiers that only ever opened their mouths to say,         “May I fetch you some more lemonade Mr. Roberts.” Or “Was that foot rub sufficient Mr. Roberts.”
When Jim Roberts met another hos his kind he often enjoyed the chatter of stocks and other recent investments.
                “I bought these shares for twenty a piece. Now look at them”, Arthur Mitchell barked.
                The two men sat in together in the pale marble floored dining room. The table was layered with many scrumptious delights from moose chocolate to crumble.
                “My broker assured me those assets where very secure.” Arthur continued.
                Jim raised a single hand to hush his vibrant companion. Jim in all the ventures that life had taken him on had tried to remain a glass held full kinda fellow.
                Jim in all his wisdom, replied, “Worry not my friend. The air Is thick with bacon.”

THE END

Journal

                So I went to my first Thrasher concert last night. I got to get in the mosh pits, which was like a scene straight out of fight club. I never thought I would have the balls to do something like that.
                 I’ve always avoided fights at school. And I’ve always people walk all over me to avoid confrontation. This thrasher stuff is fucking crazy. I think I like it. It’s a lot of head bobbing but I guess that’s why they call it thrasher music. My cranium did feel pretty thrashed afterwards. Actually it wasn’t even afterwards.
                I was massaging my neck during the concert. Usually I’d be too much of a pussy to just go with it and rock my head around furiously like a maniac. But this time I wasn’t embarrassed, getting into the music. I brought a smile to my face. I told my parent I was staying at a friend’s. But I wasn’t I didn’t have any house to stay at.
                I ended up just reaming the streets of my neighborhood. It felt like freedom actually. I felt released from the little fucking cage that my parents put me in. All their rules and every one of them. Seem to be some new restriction. So when I’m out on the streets. Sleeping on the cold hard ground.
                That’s me making my own decision to do that. I know, I’m fucking crazy. The homie that I went to the concert with met up with two other friends. These guys were a bit older. One of them was over 21 so he was able to buy us all alcohol. We all got different kinda vodkas. It was some pretty strong shit.
                It hit me pretty hard at the concert. I tried hitting on chicks at the concert but I ended up sounding like a dumbass. I’m usually pretty smooth with words but all you could get out of me was, “Awww is that right” and “wow what’s so cool.” It was all good, I didn’t mind. I hadn’t originally come to the concert looking for chicks.
                So it’s not like I was all our disappointed. I just found it hilarious in the moment. Apparently the concert chicks weren’t in on the joke cause I seemed we got some beer, which was really expensive and we all had to share a cup cause he was the one who had to go and buy the beer for us. Don’t usually drink.
                But it was my first thrasher concert. So I said. Fuck it. I’m gunna try to have as much fun as humanly possible. I’m gunna embrace this crazy sub-culture they call thrasher and I’m going to pretend like I know how to have a good time. Well now it’s the morning. I got a hangover and it seems to be a package with this fucking headache. I puked about an hour ago. Like I said, I’m not a drinker. So like I said. I pretended. I pretended to be somebody I don’t know if I can be.