Me: Bitches n hoes r very expensive.
Levonna: Don't call them bitches, that's very insensitive.
Me: hoes love their money, that's their only incentive.
Levonna: And don't call them hoes, that’s very offensive.
Me: I'm a cold hard honkie, with a penis like a donkey.
Levonna: Take a shower bud, You smell a little bit wonky.
Me: at the crux of the song Is a thick tight puppy also known as my dong.
Levonna: All I see is a tic tac, and a couple of ping pongs.
Robert: Man, I gotta cock that turns good girls wrong. A cobra King Kong.
Levonna: How long is your Shlong? Do you even like his dick song?
Robert: Can you handle my beats? Fuck all the haters, skeet skeet skeet.
Levonna: why do men always love to talk about their phallic devices? It's a sad sorry enticement.
Robert: I'll make you feel nice. I'll nail you like Christ. I'll snack on yah pussy and eat it up like rice. Take yah cherry, like a classic bank heist.
Levonna: And make my lovely little gashy snatchy irritated with pussy itchy lice?!!?
Robert: As a contrary canary, I must disagree, when you taste my winy, you’ll be squealing, like Holy Mary. You’ll be bloody like Stephen King’s Carrie.
Levonna: I don’t enjoy having to deny you thrice. It’s just…I skeptical that someone like you could bring the spice.
Robert: If I made love to you…
Levonna: A micro penis Jew….
Robert: I’d might you go woo.
Levonna: Then I'd truly know the world was filled with hubalooo.
Robert: Just give me a chance! But who would have known, that my white little bone. Could ever make a little lady scream and moan???!!?
Levonna: Boy. You’re as white as cream cheese. So please, cease.
Robert: Imma a beast.
Levonna: You look like you’d give me yeast.
Robert: Jeeze. An odorly vaginal infection?
Levonna: And then, I’d slip into a dark depression.
Robert: Okay, these aren’t things you have to mention. I get it.
Levonna: Oh no, I’m not giving you any concessions. If I made love to you, my life would fall into countless dissensions.
Robert: Your so mean. I think my heart is having compressions. [Fake a Heart Attack & Die]